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May 19, 2008 at 7:23 am #1  !
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I did a few preliminary searches for a phpbb quotebot addon, and there seems to be a number out there. I didn't know what version of phpbb this was so I don't have any links for you, assuming you even have access to add that sort of thing. It would be cool though. The quotebots I've seen usually just read out of a massive .txt file uploaded somewhere, taking random lines and printing them out, so quotes would have to be screened/added by hand.
 
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May 19, 2008 at 8:01 am #2  !
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I've got a quotes.txt on my HDD. It's all me though, so that could be good or bad depending on your point of view.
 
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May 20, 2008 at 2:31 pm #3  !
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May 21, 2008 at 1:21 am #4  !
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May 22, 2008 at 3:48 am #6  !
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The ones I've seen have put them on the top of the main page, but you can put it wherever you like.
 
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May 26, 2008 at 2:30 pm #7  !
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And what quotes are going to be in it?
 
 
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May 26, 2008 at 6:13 pm #8  !
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"Also, I'm the only one I know of capable of a pelvic parry and riposte." --Squashmonster

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These three are pretty good. Anyone else have good ones?
 
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May 27, 2008 at 4:45 am #9  !
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There be plenty more on greatboards, and I'll wager somebody has a few from jconserv. Fluffy, of course, would be a plentiful source of awesome quotes
 
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chaostrom wrote


There be plenty more on greatboards, and I'll wager somebody has a few from jconserv. Fluffy, of course, would be a plentiful source of awesome quotes



The majority of my quotes are classified under the NSFW setting, which would probably be a bit inappropriate for this site.
 
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May 27, 2008 at 3:51 pm #11  !
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The one in chaos's sig is good


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Real question is how many people join these forums with absolutely no knowledge of IVAN but find themselves attracted to the banana pickaxe logo?

 
 
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May 27, 2008 at 8:14 pm #12  !
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The one in chaos's sig is good


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Real question is how many people join these forums with absolutely no knowledge of IVAN but find themselves attracted to the banana pickaxe logo?





Yeah but some of the others are far less tame. Though, looking at my (obviously narcissistic) quotes list, I'm fairly sure there's some material in there that is not only hilarious but won't offend everyone and their dog. Some being the key word there.


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[BOT]Fluffy: not wisdom really. i wanted to trick you so you could explain to your parents that you were trying to make sex jelly bubbles because a chemically unbalanced man on the internet said it was a good idea.




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[BOT]Fluffy: 12 year old boy from the waist up, shag carpet with a salami from the waist down



Those ones are fairly tame.
 
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May 30, 2008 at 6:53 am #13  !
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The Quotes thread in Spam is actually a good place to find good quotes too...
 
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May 30, 2008 at 9:26 pm #14  !
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The Quotes thread in Spam is actually a good place to find good quotes too...



Not really good for just one-liners, but yeah I agree.
 
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Mar 18, 2009 at 12:00 pm #15  !
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Alrighty. There is a quote bot in place but he only quotes from the game. Now let's compile a list of other quotes we want to put in it.
 
 
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Mar 18, 2009 at 3:58 pm #16  !
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Yess! Finally! Try the quotes thread, though they are mostly small conversations, not single lines.
 
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Mar 18, 2009 at 4:59 pm #17  !
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Capristo++ !!
 
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Mar 18, 2009 at 6:28 pm #18  !
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I only found a couple one-liners in that thread. So right now there are about 30 from the game, 6-7 from Terry Pratchett, and 3 from IVANers. I originally put in a couple multi-line quotes but they really messed up the layout by pushing the forum down too far. So we're going to have to stick to 1 and 2 liners.
 
 
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How's this one:

If it makes you feel any better, I've been known to reply when people say "Oh God."
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Mar 22, 2009 at 3:39 am #20  !
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Is squashmonster on here? I couldn't find him in the member list
 
 
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Mar 22, 2009 at 3:43 am #21  !
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No, dug that up from greatboards.
 
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Mar 22, 2009 at 6:53 am #22  !
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I used to have a few IVANer quotes saved to my computer but I lost them. The only one I can remember is:

"I'm also the only person I know capable of a pelvic parry and riposte." -Squashmonster
 
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Apr 6, 2009 at 5:18 am #23  !
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Side note, I don't suppose you could provide a link to a list of all currently existing quotebot entries?
 
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