Kamikazee dwarves
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 Apr 7, 2008 at 1:53 pm |
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  wolf |
Joined: Dec 17, 2007 Occupation: Taking Names, Formerly Kicking Ass Location: New Jersey Posts: 211 Groups:  | |
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Kamikazee dwarves If they are instruments of their various gods, why are they out to get the player? | ||
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Apr 7, 2008 at 2:31 pm |
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 gibberling |
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Batman? wrote If they are instruments of their various gods, why are they out to get the player? To convert the player, they believe they must be killed in the name of their god. Because the player can know more then one god, they aren't a true believer. So... Conversion in the form of a bloody, violent explosion. | ||
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Stop right there! You've violated the law! | ||
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Apr 7, 2008 at 4:30 pm |
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 elder dark mage |
Joined: Dec 3, 2007 Occupation: Big Daddy Location: under the sheets with my sweety Interests: Baby-makin' Posts: 571 |
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Yeah, it's always funny when a god that considers me his/her champion sends their dwarf to blow me up. | ||
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Apr 7, 2008 at 6:11 pm |
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| wolf |
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I guess you can look at the kamikaze dwarves as indoctrinated fanatics who barely represent their religion. I mean, they use their holy books to beat enemies on their heads if you take away their gunpowder  And the proof to the funniness of Attnamese gods is that a god finds you a perfectly acceptable candidate for championship if you slaughter his high priest - truly, Valpurus works in mysterious ways. | ||
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Apr 7, 2008 at 6:43 pm |
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elder dark mage |
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If the high priest is slaughtered then he obviously wasn't worthy of the post.  | ||
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Apr 10, 2008 at 8:23 pm |
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Simply speaking your character is the most hated being on earth... almost EVERYONE wants to kill you. | ||
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