Hai!, Im new to the forums and fairly new to IVAN too

Anyhow I think my worst death was when I was happily drinking from a fountain when suddenly those green slimes popped out and surrounded me I started trying to kill them with my trusty sword and when I realised I couldnt I proceeded to drink from the fountain as fast as I bloody could hoping to get the effect where Im sucked through the fountain unfortunately the green slimes managed to rip off all my legs and arms as I kept getting "The water tastes good!" messages, Finally I teleported leaving behind my missing limbs and let out a sigh of releif which quickly turned to surprise then to annoyance as I realised I had just teleported next to a Jackel. Needless to say the Jackel made quick work of my groin with one bite I was dead and gawped at my screen in shock at my unlucky turn of events, I then looked at my missing body parts and laughed realising I would of been screwed anyhow and proceeded to make a new character, hoping this time, just maybe, I would make it past UT3, I got outside the starting area with my trusty lantern and my pet Dog Geoff and was devoured by a Zombie...

Awesome

I just love the way I can die in this game and laugh even though that means I have to start again

Anyhow I'll shutup now