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Ischaldirh
May 19, 2008, 7:23 am

I did a few preliminary searches for a phpbb quotebot addon, and there seems to be a number out there. I didn't know what version of phpbb this was so I don't have any links for you, assuming you even have access to add that sort of thing. It would be cool though. The quotebots I've seen usually just read out of a massive .txt file uploaded somewhere, taking random lines and printing them out, so quotes would have to be screened/added by hand.

Fluffy_Bot
May 19, 2008, 8:01 am

I've got a quotes.txt on my HDD. It's all me though, so that could be good or bad depending on your point of view.

capristo
May 20, 2008, 2:31 pm

http://www.phpbbhacks.com/searchresults.php?query=quotebot&...ch_type=1&Submit=Go

???

Ischaldirh
May 21, 2008, 1:21 am

http://www.phpbbhacks.com/download/431

??

capristo
May 21, 2008, 2:22 pm

Where do you want the quote to go?

Ischaldirh
May 22, 2008, 3:48 am

The ones I've seen have put them on the top of the main page, but you can put it wherever you like.

capristo
May 26, 2008, 2:30 pm

And what quotes are going to be in it?

Ischaldirh
May 26, 2008, 6:13 pm

"Also, I'm the only one I know of capable of a pelvic parry and riposte." --Squashmonster

* unknown_entity blows the engrish conch and waits for blob

"Ah, the internet. Giving voiceless, pubescent young teens a place to rant about everyone in their lives to a bunch of people who either think it's funny or want to rape them. I love you, Internet." -- U_E

These three are pretty good. Anyone else have good ones?

chaostrom
May 27, 2008, 4:45 am

There be plenty more on greatboards, and I'll wager somebody has a few from jconserv. Fluffy, of course, would be a plentiful source of awesome quotes

Fluffy_Bot
May 27, 2008, 5:09 am

chaostrom wrote

There be plenty more on greatboards, and I'll wager somebody has a few from jconserv. Fluffy, of course, would be a plentiful source of awesome quotes

The majority of my quotes are classified under the NSFW setting, which would probably be a bit inappropriate for this site.

capristo
May 27, 2008, 3:51 pm

The one in chaos's sig is good

Fluffy_Bot wrote

Real question is how many people join these forums with absolutely no knowledge of IVAN but find themselves attracted to the banana pickaxe logo?

Fluffy_Bot
May 27, 2008, 8:14 pm

capristo wrote

The one in chaos's sig is good

Fluffy_Bot wrote

Real question is how many people join these forums with absolutely no knowledge of IVAN but find themselves attracted to the banana pickaxe logo?

Yeah but some of the others are far less tame. Though, looking at my (obviously narcissistic) quotes list, I'm fairly sure there's some material in there that is not only hilarious but won't offend everyone and their dog. Some being the key word there.

Fluffy_Bot wrote

[BOT]Fluffy: not wisdom really. i wanted to trick you so you could explain to your parents that you were trying to make sex jelly bubbles because a chemically unbalanced man on the internet said it was a good idea.

Fluffy_Bot wrote

[BOT]Fluffy: 12 year old boy from the waist up, shag carpet with a salami from the waist down

Those ones are fairly tame.

Ischaldirh
May 30, 2008, 6:53 am

The Quotes thread in Spam is actually a good place to find good quotes too...

Fluffy_Bot
May 30, 2008, 9:26 pm

Atomic wrote

The Quotes thread in Spam is actually a good place to find good quotes too...

Not really good for just one-liners, but yeah I agree.

capristo
Mar 18, 2009, 12:00 pm

Alrighty. There is a quote bot in place but he only quotes from the game. Now let\'s compile a list of other quotes we want to put in it.

Ernomouse
Mar 18, 2009, 3:58 pm

Yess! Finally! Try the quotes thread, though they are mostly small conversations, not single lines.

Ischaldirh
Mar 18, 2009, 4:59 pm

Capristo++ !!

capristo
Mar 18, 2009, 6:28 pm

I only found a couple one-liners in that thread. So right now there are about 30 from the game, 6-7 from Terry Pratchett, and 3 from IVANers. I originally put in a couple multi-line quotes but they really messed up the layout by pushing the forum down too far. So we\'re going to have to stick to 1 and 2 liners.

chaostrom
Mar 22, 2009, 3:38 am

How\'s this one:

If it makes you feel any better, I\'ve been known to reply when people say \"Oh God.\"
- SquashMonster

capristo
Mar 22, 2009, 3:39 am

Is squashmonster on here? I couldn\'t find him in the member list

chaostrom
Mar 22, 2009, 3:43 am

No, dug that up from greatboards.

Ischaldirh
Mar 22, 2009, 6:53 am

I used to have a few IVANer quotes saved to my computer but I lost them. The only one I can remember is:

\"I\'m also the only person I know capable of a pelvic parry and riposte.\" -Squashmonster

Ischaldirh
Apr 6, 2009, 5:18 am

Side note, I don\'t suppose you could provide a link to a list of all currently existing quotebot entries?

Fluffy_Bot	May 19, 2008, 8:01 am
I've got a quotes.txt on my HDD. It's all me though, so that could be good or bad depending on your point of view.

capristo	May 20, 2008, 2:31 pm
http://www.phpbbhacks.com/searchresults.php?query=quotebot&...ch_type=1&Submit=Go ???

Ischaldirh	May 21, 2008, 1:21 am
http://www.phpbbhacks.com/download/431 ??

capristo	May 21, 2008, 2:22 pm
Where do you want the quote to go?

Ischaldirh	May 22, 2008, 3:48 am
The ones I've seen have put them on the top of the main page, but you can put it wherever you like.

capristo	May 26, 2008, 2:30 pm
And what quotes are going to be in it?

chaostrom	May 27, 2008, 4:45 am
There be plenty more on greatboards, and I'll wager somebody has a few from jconserv. Fluffy, of course, would be a plentiful source of awesome quotes

Fluffy_Bot	May 27, 2008, 5:09 am
chaostrom wrote There be plenty more on greatboards, and I'll wager somebody has a few from jconserv. Fluffy, of course, would be a plentiful source of awesome quotes The majority of my quotes are classified under the NSFW setting, which would probably be a bit inappropriate for this site.

capristo	May 27, 2008, 3:51 pm
The one in chaos's sig is good Fluffy_Bot wrote Real question is how many people join these forums with absolutely no knowledge of IVAN but find themselves attracted to the banana pickaxe logo?

Ischaldirh	May 30, 2008, 6:53 am
The Quotes thread in Spam is actually a good place to find good quotes too...

Fluffy_Bot	May 30, 2008, 9:26 pm
Atomic wrote The Quotes thread in Spam is actually a good place to find good quotes too... Not really good for just one-liners, but yeah I agree.

capristo	Mar 18, 2009, 12:00 pm
Alrighty. There is a quote bot in place but he only quotes from the game. Now let\'s compile a list of other quotes we want to put in it.

Ernomouse	Mar 18, 2009, 3:58 pm
Yess! Finally! Try the quotes thread, though they are mostly small conversations, not single lines.

capristo	Mar 18, 2009, 6:28 pm
I only found a couple one-liners in that thread. So right now there are about 30 from the game, 6-7 from Terry Pratchett, and 3 from IVANers. I originally put in a couple multi-line quotes but they really messed up the layout by pushing the forum down too far. So we\'re going to have to stick to 1 and 2 liners.

chaostrom	Mar 22, 2009, 3:38 am
How\'s this one: If it makes you feel any better, I\'ve been known to reply when people say \"Oh God.\" - SquashMonster

capristo	Mar 22, 2009, 3:39 am
Is squashmonster on here? I couldn\'t find him in the member list

chaostrom	Mar 22, 2009, 3:43 am
No, dug that up from greatboards.

Ischaldirh	Mar 22, 2009, 6:53 am
I used to have a few IVANer quotes saved to my computer but I lost them. The only one I can remember is: \"I\'m also the only person I know capable of a pelvic parry and riposte.\" -Squashmonster

Ischaldirh	Apr 6, 2009, 5:18 am
Side note, I don\'t suppose you could provide a link to a list of all currently existing quotebot entries?